Your Tax Dollars at Work Again

Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn gets mad about some of the stupid things our government spends money on and releases an annual "Wastebook" naming some of them. This year, in the latest edition, there are stories about supersonic retro-propulsion wind tunnel testing, ancient land use in the Maya Lowlands, and the latest boondoggle he's found dates back to 1950 when Congress created an agency to find that sort of research. That agency, the National Technical Information Service, was told to catalog, warehouse and make available all manner of scientific and academic papers. 

That was 64 years ago, decades before the Internet was even invented. So what's an easy way to find those papers now? Well, at least one of the reports in Senator Coburn's book deals with one about hazardous waste. NTIS sells it on their website: $25 for an electronic file, $73 for a paper copy. Wow, what a deal! The only problem is that you can turn your computer on and go to the EPA website and download the same exact report for free. And that, says the Government Accountability Office, is the problem. A GAO audit found that 74 percent of the more recent NTIS reports it sampled were available from other sources — and 95 percent of those reports were free on the Internet. Valerie Melvin is the audit's author. "We could find a GAO report that was selling for maybe 30-some dollars, that is on our website for free. So we questioned the viability and appropriateness of that fee-based model that they were using." For that problem, Coburn has this solution: "Let me Google that for you."

So, that's the official title of Coburn's new bill he has just introduced — The Let Me Google That For You Act of 2014. It has a pretty simply purpose: To abolish the NTIS. The agency is headquartered across the Potomac River from Washington, in an Alexandria, Va., office park near the Capital Beltway. Judith Russell is the dean of libraries at the University of Florida in Gainesville and an NTIS advisory board member. She says the agency continues to provide value to researchers by creating a standardized catalog for all its reports, for example. She says it has to charge for documents because of the law that requires it to be self-sustaining. "I think they do have a valid and important mission," she says, "but a clumsy piece of governing legislation." Coburn counters that the report-selling business still loses money, and what revenue it does have comes largely from other federal agencies, which are using taxpayer money. As might be expected, his bill is pretty popular, but even popular bills don't get through Congress very often these days. 

The clock may run out on the Let Me Google That For You Act of 2014. Even if that happens, and even with Coburn retiring early next year, there's probably still a good chance of a Let Me Google That For You Act of 2015. Great name, eh?